her vagine was all disorganized.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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