YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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