dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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