I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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