he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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