She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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