I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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