My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I cockslap morals
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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