we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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