But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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