I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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