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  • 53 44
    Submitted by highasballs on Nov 29, 12 at 4:41pm

    When you had my left nut in your mouth did it taste like strawberries or testicles?

    • 30 25
      Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 1:36am

      Salty, but sweet. M&M with pretzel bits style

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 29, 12 at 1:59pm

    You can come pick it up in a few hours, bring a strainer.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 29, 12 at 1:42pm

    i really doubt you want it now

  • 29 32
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 29, 12 at 2:18pm

    Gulp!

  • 27 44
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 29, 12 at 9:02pm

    The balls on barbell-type jewelry thread on. Pity they don't make a grade of low-strength Loctite that's appropriate for extended contact with skin.

    • 32 34
      Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 30, 12 at 2:30pm

      Clear nail polish works marvelously...