Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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