There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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