What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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