I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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