Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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