i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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