Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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