I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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