Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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