Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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