i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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