I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize