I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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