your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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