some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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