I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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