I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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