We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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