I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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