carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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