her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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