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  • 83 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:38pm

    I thot I was the only 1 who did this shyt

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:21pm

    Do it everytime I piss!

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:11am

    Everyone has done it at least once, but go into contrast with it, seems fucking gross lol

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    not fake..i do that..it's really fun, actually. go fuck your self in the cunt 4:21

  • 70 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:42am

    Dude dosnt every guy do this haha I know I do

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:43am

    Thank god im not alone on this

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    Woot nova 703 power washers! And yup I do that, I be impressed if a girl could do it, but their pee is useless.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:38pm

    Norton my friend, how would you like to fuck me in the ass.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:26pm

    when i first read this i thought he meant use his actual dick to rub off the poop, i pretty much WTF'd so hard that i came.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:15pm

    Yes I do....all the time

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:58pm

    I have to stand too far back to use my johnson for that

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:30pm

    Wow 4 29 way to be original you filthy fuck now go die

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:23pm

    I do that all the time....saves me the trouble of actually cleaning the toilet bowl

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:53pm

    hahahaha, okay. that was still funny. -rommel's neice

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    I can vouch for hitler. He is way cooler than Obama. -Rommel

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:59pm

    Pressure washing the bowl moles!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:28am

    Thank god. I kept it such a well guarded secret but now I can admit it knowing full well I'm not the only one

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:09am

    That's fuckin gross

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:38pm

    You pooped in the refridgerator...and you ate the..whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad...that's amazing.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:53am

    I find tht my activity for the day

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:32am

    I enjoy anal... It makes my week Vag makes my year

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:04pm

    6:40 you hate guys wtf your never gonna get a ga guy anyways

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:41pm

    Every guy has done this.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:21pm

    Thats just fucking disgusting

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:51pm

    I call it "playing ghostbusters"

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:18pm

    wow, Fake, it's from Arj Barker

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:23am

    hahah my roomate does his share of cleaning in the apartment that way after a night of drinking, im packing some serious pressure in my ass.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:37am

    I love how many texts are being posted from Northern Virginia recently. REPRESENT NoVA!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:46pm

    Definitely have done this before... Slash a lot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:29pm

    I just use my tongue

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:52am

    I love this!! Done it before

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:26pm

    is dave the new jeff?

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:27pm

    The only way to clean

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:49pm

    I do it all the time. ALL THE TIME. Cuz I take nuclear dumps, so the shit sprays EVERYWHERE. Corn and stuff all up on my buttcheeks and whatnot, so during subsequent trips to the bathroom I wash the sides off with urine.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:59pm

    Hahaha....this is the truth n allllllll men!!!!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:47pm

    This is stolen, it's an Arj Barker joke from at least 5 years ago. (Arj Barker is a guy on Flight of the Concords)

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:46pm

    Haha I do that all the time. How is this bad?

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:26pm

    Fucking EPIC. Who has not do that before?

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:10am

    this is one more example of why it it better to be a man than a woman. We can write our name in the snow with our built-in toilet cleaner

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:51pm

    so fast and simple! So efficient!

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:04pm

    hitler needs to get a life

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:41am

    In Switzerland (or is it Sweden?), they've started making urinals with painted flies in the bowls. Men automatically aim for it, thus keeping the restrooms cleaner. Cool idea!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:31pm

    I do it all the time! Been working on one stain for about a week now. Looking good too!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    I like taking a piss in the middle of the desert. -Rommel

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:24am

    I do and ain't too bad at it.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:42am

    I can't believe how many guys actually do this. I thought I was the only one. It must be instinct. We should start a club or at least a support group.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:53am

    What concerns me about this is the question mark.....

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:36am

    Allll the time!! It's one of my chores

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:36pm

    Yes, and the warmth of the piss typically gets off the scars that are really stuck. Not always, but most of the time. I hate the times where there's not enough piss in the tank to get it all.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:53am

    Easier than scrubbing lol

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:45pm

    Who actually texts this to someone? Oh and Rommel was my great-great-great uncle. Thanks for killing him, Hitler. You bastard.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:08pm

    im with 4:28 on this one

  • 43 60
    Submitted by tmoh on Feb 5, 11 at 6:20pm

    BLAST IT WITH PISS\n\n...well, *someone* had to say it.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:22pm

    if i had a penis.. i would so do that... hahahe peeing as a girl sucks :(

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    I used my pubic hair to scrub out the poop flakes!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:04pm

    WTF 4:20 u better not eat a girl out wit dat mouth lol

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:38am

    All the god damn time.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:23pm

    all the time. its awesome. also, 4:38 FTW!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:17pm

    FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKERS AND THEIR SHIT FUCKING STUPID FUCKERS FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS HITLER FUCKING MISS SOUTH CAROLINA FUCK YOU AND FUCKING POOP IN THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL FUCKING WITH PISS FUCKING STUPID FUCK

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:31pm

    4:30 I already am dead, I'm a zombie

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:28pm

    Any hot girls wanna post sexy feet pictures?

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:44pm

    Lmfaoooooo i'm dying that's great.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:22pm

    What guy doesn't haha who wants to touch a toilet brush when u can use ur cock and then some to to wipe the seat good as new!!! Ahahaha

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:45pm

    Guys? Actually, the HR lady at my job talked to us about keeping a clean bathroom, and she said "you wouldn't think it, but the guy's bathroom stays cleaner than the girl's".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:40pm

    disgusting. people should clean their toilets often enough that they don't have shit crusted onto their toilet in the first place. I HATE GUYS THEY ARE SO GROSS!

  • 44 75
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jun 22, 10 at 2:35am

    I do tht every time I take a piss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:25pm

    I love to take a spoon and collect the little bits of poop! That way I can sprinkle it on my omelette for some added spice!

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 8:34pm

    God i am disappointed in the male gender

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:11pm

    I do this all the time

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:45am

    438, boy or girl, I love you

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:29pm

    hahaha eric frumkin... yessss

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:39am

    Man every guy does this, don't be ashamed. It's part of being man

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:00pm

    what the fuck!! u people are disgusting!

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:52pm

    Guilty as charged too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:24pm

    I get it! This is funny because he said to use his pee like water from a pressure washer to knock poo poo off of the toilet. - Dave