Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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