Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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