You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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