A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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