I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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