shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think people are normalizing furries
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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