i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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