Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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