Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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