Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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