what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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