I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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