Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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