we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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