Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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