cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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